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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:18

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
What is the happy reality of our generation?
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Next, they tried...
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
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No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Why were the Japanese soldiers in WW II so hesitant to surrender in battle?
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
No, not a chance
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Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
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They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
What are some sad truths about life?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.