What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

What is the happy reality of our generation?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Which Red Sox prospect will be next to draw Roman Anthony-level excitement? - MassLive

Next, they tried...

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Fans don't appear to be snatching up tickets to the Club World Cup - KING5.com

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

Tour players, a 17-year-old and a dentist among those who qualify for U.S. Open on Golf's Longest Day - NBC Sports

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

There’s a hidden rule that all life on Earth must follow, research claims - Boy Genius Report

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Why were the Japanese soldiers in WW II so hesitant to surrender in battle?

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

No, not a chance

Pokémon Go Serene Retreat Collection Challenges and rewards - Eurogamer

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

5 daily habits suggested by top US doctor that protect the brain from early cognitive decline - Times of India

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Target and Walmart tariff price hikes leak online from an unlikely source - Mashable

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Practice Report: Takeaways From Start of Second Week of OTAs - Baltimore Ravens

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are some sad truths about life?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Do you think a lot of sociopaths' parents kill themselves for having brought such disgusting evil into the world? How much shame and disgust must they carry?